Weird Things My Kids Say and Do

• Miss M stuffs her blankie in her mouth while trying to go to sleep...literally STUFFS it in. Weirdo!
• Kay calls her girls parts her "Other Butt" or her "Front Butt".
• The other day on the way to school Kay said that letting the boys chase her at recess helps her work on her "social skills". She was serious.
• After M was born, Kay packed 2 suitcases (one with toys and one with cloths- smart girl!), wrote me a goodbye letter and told us that she was moving outside because it was "too hard to be a part of this family". She followed that with "But I'm still going to come in to eat and go to the bathroom...".
• Miss M grunts like an bull every time you put her in her highchair until you get food on her tray.
• Kay really thinks that there are things called "Booty Crickets". When she was 2 and went through the I- don't- want- you- to- wash- me phase, I told her that if you don't wash your butt you'll get booty crickets. Still works like a charm, so I'm stickin to it!
• Miss M hates holding hands. Refuses!
• I call Kay a little gypsy because every night she sleeps with: her pillow, her eye mask, her pillow pet, her stuffed sheep, and her cat "Saraphina". This girl has BAGGAGE.
• Miss M loves cat food....seriously, she goes back for seconds. When I said this kids eats anything, I meant ANYTHING. Gross!
• Kays thoughts on child birth:You either squeeze it out, or you cut it out. The other day she asked me "When you squeeze it out, where does it come out of" Oh dear god I thought...but then I told her, and her response: "Ewwww thats gross, I'm never having kids!".

And I'll end with that :) What are some "weirdo" things your kids do? I cant be alone here....Kids are WEIRD man!